I drift through zones of being pro and anti-pumpkin. There are times when the tiny little saws don’t break and I’m not clearing vast swatches of diamond hard pumpkin jizm off the kitchen table that I think to myself “You know, pumpkin carving isn’t all that bad.”

I’ve discovered, over the years, that pumpkin etching, painting, sculpting, and mechanizing are far more rewarding to wit: my Guy Fawkes Jack-O-Lantern. Observe ye mighty and despair.

I’ve even provided the pattern I used for your downloading and punkin’ carving pleasure. Aren’t I nice?

If you find your life is incomplete Guy Fawkes accessories filling it, you should visit my store and pick yourself up some.