Ladies and gents! I’m pleased to announce that Apatosaurus cufflinks, earrings, pendants, and rings are available at Sleek and Destroy right this instant. Now this elegant, enormous sauropod can be yours in convenient jewelry size.

Do you love irony? Then your’e going to adore the fact that these laser cut acrylic pieces likely contain atoms that once belonged to a dinosaur, slowly congealed into petroleum through millions of years of heat and pressure.